If you want to contact me, do not expect a timely reply. It’ll take me about a day to notice you and an hour to get up from reading a book to reply. (Also, I like to pretend that I have a life. No, not really. I’m beyond that point – I just accept it.) But, if you’re willing to try your patience with me, go ahead and type all of your information below.

*No offensive comments, please. I don’t exactly care about whatever you need to say about me (I no longer care, if you haven’t noticed), but please do not attack any individual with personal relations to me. Thanks.*