If you want to contact me, do not expect a timely reply. It’ll take me about a day to notice you and an hour to get up from reading a book to reply. (Also, I like to pretend that I have a life. No, not really. I’m beyond that point – I just accept it.) But, if you’re willing to try your patience with me, go ahead and type all of your information below.

*No offensive comments, please. I don’t exactly care about whatever you need to say about me (I no longer care, if you haven’t noticed), but please do not attack any individual with personal relations to me.¬†Thanks.*